A close shave

31 Oct

This morning after getting out of the shower I decided to give my lady garden a trim ahead of my appointment at the GUM clinic later. I have a special shaver for this, one of those Gillette devices that allows you to trim to various lengths. But because it was 6.30am and I was still half asleep and rushing to get ready for work, for reasons unknown I removed the safety shield on the razor.

Consequently I can now see A LOT more of Daphne than I have in a long time (yes I have a name for her, that’s not weird). I used be partial to a Brazilian wax, but in recent years I’ve become fonder of look that’s softer, more fuzzy (though still neat). Now I don’t even have so much as a landing strip to prove I’m over 16. Poor Daphne looks like GI Jane. My bikini line has been scalped. And what will T. think of my new buzz cut? There’s just three days to go before I see him next. All I can do is hope it grows back a bit more before then. Perhaps I should fashion some sort of merkin? Or cut my losses and go the whole hog and clean shave the lot?

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2 Responses to “A close shave”

  1. Not So Sex in the City October 31, 2012 at 8:05 pm #

    I’m an all gone kinda gal myself. It feels muuuuuuch better! Give it a chance ;)

  2. Aimee (FishSeeksBicyle) October 31, 2012 at 8:26 pm #

    I may just have to do that, don’t think I’ve given myself many other options! And who knows, my new guy might just like it ;)

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